Thursday, July 30, 2009
About Last Night.
That giant cupcake's story does not end. When I said I ate it, I didn't really eat it. I was, I guess you could say, in the process of eating it, but I never finished that process.
It was just so bloody huge. Cupcakes are small because they're simple. The mouth just gets tired of a massive slab of uninterrupted cake. Cake and icing does not a dessert make. I ate some, put it down on my bar. Ate some more an hour later. Went to sleep. Woke up, ate some more. After two days, the entire cupcake was still not gone. I eventually threw out the last bit.
So yeah. There's a reason giant cupcakes are not very common. They just don't work very well.